Action

Behold the Kickmen

Single Player

Critic · IGDB

2017

Released

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📅 Release Info

Release DateJuly 20, 2017

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ActionSportsCasualIndie

Playable on

PCNintendo

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macOSPCNintendo Switch

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About this game

Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game".

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Pros & Cons

Pros

Deliberately incorrect football rules drive the game's parody.
Jokes and eccentric writing give the game distinctive personality.
Fast, simplified football action follows an arcade-style format.
Straightforward controls make football action easy to pick up.
Low asking price suits the game's compact experience.

Cons

A parody football game rather than a serious simulation.
Simplified mechanics provide limited tactical and mechanical depth.
Match structure and core actions become repetitive over time.
Campaign is short, with little content after completion.

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